I had the time of my life making all of this. thank you all. especially those of you who never let me forget I had to finish. which is basically every one of ya’ll. haha. love you.

divaofdespair:

meanplastic:

The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse

image

Six Horsemen of the Apocalypse

yodelmachine:

My laundry basket is self-loading.

2006 internet joke that still makes me laugh

archewill:

*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

madnessandsadness:

college professor substitutes for preschoolers and their participation makes him feel something again

stability:
“ I ain’t no disney princess let me sleep
”

stability:

I ain’t no disney princess let me sleep